I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. George Osborne agrees with me, saying today, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.