The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.