The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..