The Mail has learned that insane Brussels bureaucrats are responsible for getting away with arson.

Has the world gone mad? Insane Brussels bureaucrats are getting away with arson with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"