The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..