I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "Waterboarding is not torture".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.