The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours setting fire to libraries was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..