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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy allowing foreign illegals to live was an unnamed source who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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