The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.