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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists engaging in steamy sex romps was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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