The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps engaging in steamy sex romps was Jeremy Clarkson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.