The Mail has learned that Noam Chomsky devotees are responsible for urinating on the Union Jack.

Has the world gone mad? Noam Chomsky devotees are urinating on the Union Jack with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Jacob Rees-Mogg, who said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!"