The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to the poor smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..