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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals binge drinking on council estates was Conservative head office who today said I like sponge.


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