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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" urinating on the Union Jack was The Queen who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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