The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..