The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users urinating on the Union Jack was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..