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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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