The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police’s comments come in a week that has seen louts involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to louts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Louts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.