I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising innocent investment bankers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t terrorising innocent investment bankers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "surely something can be done?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.