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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now burning policemen at the stake. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jeremy Clarkson revealed that young muslim men have been burning policemen at the stake with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for young muslim men.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jeremy Clarkson went on to say.


Jeremy Clarkson concluded, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".


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