The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.