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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to the unions looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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