The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..