The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez destabilising the British way of life was an unnamed source who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..