The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was an unnamed source who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.