Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have this week been revealed as burning policemen at the stake.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of An unnamed source who this week said, "Waterboarding is not torture".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that burning policemen at the stake is acceptable behaviour.