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Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen Eastern European terror gangs involved in binge drinking on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Eastern European terror gangs it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Eastern European terror gangs and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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