In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been immigrating.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Conservative head office speaking in support of our campaign said "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

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