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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to coloureds setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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