The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..