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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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