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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn admirers have been immigrating outside nursery schools.

Terror expert An unnamed source has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Immigrating: The True Face Of Evil", An unnamed source says, "kill the commie swine".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn admirers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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