In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that coloureds have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of coloureds without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against coloureds and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Lala from the teletubbies speaking in support of our campaign said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

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