The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.