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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchist leaders "the elders" have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks: The True Face Of Evil", Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchist leaders "the elders". After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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