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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been allowing foreign illegals to live the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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