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Bernard Manning has today said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Bernard Manning’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists calling themselves the Wombles involved in pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals on an ever more frequent basis.

Bernard Manning’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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