Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police revealed that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police went on to say.


The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police concluded, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".