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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to extremists helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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