With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been injecting crack into primary school children?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Injecting crack into primary school children must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".