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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that anarchist leaders "the elders" have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of anarchist leaders "the elders" without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against anarchist leaders "the elders" and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Amanda Platell speaking in support of our campaign said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

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