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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum have been assisting asylum seekers.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. An unnamed source speaking in support of our campaign said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

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