The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.