In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that hoodies have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of hoodies without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against hoodies and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Vince Cable speaking in support of our campaign said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

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