Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been defacing statues in Trafalgar Square outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.