Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow insane Brussels bureaucrats such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but insane Brussels bureaucrats have this week been revealed as drilling for oil in one family's back garden.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps insane Brussels bureaucrats would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is acceptable behaviour.