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I’m not racist but surely allowing Eastern European terror gangs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Eastern European terror gangs aren’t sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Beyonce agrees with me, saying today, "kill the poor".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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