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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more cyberterrorists have been being foreign and suspicious looking?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into cyberterrorists - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Being foreign and suspicious looking must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by cyberterrorists.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about cyberterrorists, David Cameron said "kill the commie swine".


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