Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have this week been revealed as being foreign and suspicious looking.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who this week said, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that being foreign and suspicious looking is acceptable behaviour.